Countdown to Autumn Equinox 2017

Here is your 2017 countdown to the most wonderful time of the year! Autumn is coming!




AUTUMN EQUINOX 2017
9.22.17 – 4:02pm EDT




Another endless sauna, another countdown!

Seems like every summer is worse than the last. The current stretch of days where the heat index surpasses 100° is like the front row seat in Hell that I never asked for. I miss walking in my favorite cemetery at night. I miss hiking through the woods and making outdoor videos. As I sit here and reminisce I’m reminded that relief isn’t too far off. Sitting right at 60 days at the time of publishing, Autumn is like a lone glimmer of light glistening in the distance as we mercilessly navigate a raging sea of black fire and hazy misery. The sun, or cancer ball as I’ve recently named it, looms overhead like an angry god punishing all the puny life below with furious vengeance. Only the Autumnal Equinox can save us.





Just like last year, that first 65° day will probably see me tearing my own shirt off and looking to the skies above in total euphoria. It can’t get here a moment too soon. Clean air, crunchy leaves, beautiful colors, cool breeze, and Halloween! I need it! All of it! Get here! NOW!