Lord Kayoss Official

Roosters CASHIER demands tip

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5.5.11

Osama Bin Laden Dead (apparently)
Thoughts on Obama’s hopes for re-election
WWE All Stars
Mortal Kombat 2011
Pacquaio vs Mosley

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10.31.10

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Video game freezing
Thoughts on Brett Favre
Charlie Strong and progress of UofL football

WEEKLY ERA









2010

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8.9.10

THE LAST ONE

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8.2.10

Pit bulls attack and severely wound mail carrier, KILL 2 year old
Froyo release date for Droid users
LK’s Restaurant Review – EL NOPAL
Girl attacked, almost raped, saved by brother (Antoine Dodson) who goes ghetto on news

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7.26.10

Security officer gets pulled over, throws down with cop
Half-blind lady walks right off subway ramp and plunges to tracks below (as train approaches)
Darth Vader robs a bank
Bowling boy falls on ass, gets strike
Bear hops in car, takes ride

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7.19.10

Mel Gibson – ‘crazy’ chode
iPhone 4 FAIL – Apple: “We’re not perfect”
Floyd Mayweather continues to duck Manny Pacquiao
Sex Ed for KINDERGARTNERS!?
Pregnant girl runs mouth (excessively), gets jumped

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7.12.10

LeBron to Miami (yea yea)
Shaq to fight Shane Mosley????
Love to FAIL II
Beat box chick

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7.5.10

Brock Lesnar returns to UFC
4th of July weekend
Love to FAIL
Masseuse -vs- Massage Therapist

SHOOT 059
6.28.10

Michael Jackson – one year death anniversary
LeBron to????
Condoms for elementary school kids!?!?!?!?
Brett Favre – Coming back for 20th season?

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6.21.10

Lakers win NBA Finals
Cop punches girl in the face
Thoughts on E3
Happy belated Father’s Day

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6.14.10

NBA Finals – Celtics win game 5, go up 3-2
Subway employee fired for good deed
Titans’ QB Vince Young arrested for assault
Wrestler (La Parka) punches fan in the face

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6.7.10

NBA Finals – Lakers/Celtics tied at 1-1
Ozzy wax museum prank
Gulf Oil Spill

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5.31.10

Obama EPIC FAIL
Gary Coleman dies
Dennis Hopper dies
Man burns down home (because wife didn’t have dinner ready)
Red Dead Redemption

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5.24.10

COOKING WITH LK
(It’s taco time!)

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5.17.10

22 year old poses as 16 year old basketball player
Mack Truck -vs- Bus
Mexican-Americans pissy over students sporting American flags on Cinco de Mayo
Walking With Dinosaurs
DirtyTriad.com site launch

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5.10.10

Shoot of the Week – One Year Anniversary!
Corey Haim autopsy report
40 bodies stacked in funeral home garage
Police fail

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5.3.10

Mosley/Mayweather sucked
Topless marchers plan parade
Woman claims cat tried to kill her
Nightmare On Elm Street remake, thoughts and feedback

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4.26.10

Louisville names new arena (and it completely sucks)
Nightmare remake opens this week
South Park death threat controversy
Racial profiling in Arizona
Mayweather – Mosley this Saturday

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4.19.10

UPDATE ON THE MOVE

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4.12.10

NCAA Basketball Champions
Brett Favre becomes grandfather
Texas Stadium demolished
UFC 112 ‘embarrassment’ to President Dana White
The Legend of Hot Rod Haven

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4.5.10

March Madness – Two teams, one title
If You Were a Billionaire for Five Hours
Fun with horns
Breast milk cheese
Andrew Bogut destroys arm in fall (weak stomachs beware)

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3.29.10

March Madness – Final Four teams decided
Wrestlemania 26 (and LK F’d up)
Heavy Rain
Woman hit by SUV
Dog chews off cop car bumper

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3.22.10

March Madness – Brackets BUSTED!
Klitschko KO’s Chambers
Teen orders blacks to leave Walmart!
Zoo visit
Man crashes into rock slide

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3.15.10

Corey Haim passes away
Pacquiao beats Clottey (and calls out Mayweather)
Been listening to hip hop
Britney Spears experiment

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3.8.10

Louisville beats #1 Syracuse in Freedom Hall farewell
Newsroom brawl
Golf doesn’t make you a ‘badass’
IE6 put to rest

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3.1.10

Chile ravaged by earthquake
Mike Tyson dances with the stars
Igloos!
LK’s Restaurant Review – SHAH’S MONGOLIAN GRILL
Farewell Freedom Hall

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2.22.10

Tiger Woods finally breaks silence
Man bulldozes own home
Man catches house on fire with blow torch
Compact Fridge Meets Sledge Hammer
Man busted looking at provocative photos during live newscast

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2.15.10

Nodar Kumaritashvili dies in tragic practice run (luge)
Man drives through gas station
Kansas high school coach hits half court shot (blindfolded)
UofL basketball upsets #2 Syracuse
Valentine’s Day 2010
Man’s PUBLIC wedding proposal rejected!

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2.8.10

COOKING WITH LK
(Spaghetti & Meatballs)

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2.1.10

Aerosmith looking to replace Steven Tyler!?
15 year old boy rapes 26 year old woman
LK’s Restaurant Review – THE CHILI POT
Horrible officiating in collegiate basketball (most specifically against Louisville)

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1.25.10

LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL

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1.18.10

Haiti ravaged by quake
Pants on the ground
Mark McGwire admits to steroid use
Bud Light Too Light/Too Heavy (Ad Parody)
Brett Favre and Vikings advance to NFC Championship

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1.11.10

Short-handed Tennessee Vols b-ball team upsets No. 1 Kansas
Blimpie -vs- Subway
Jay Leno kicked back to late nights
Billy Mays Tribute (Ad Parody)
Model falls down during stage walk (twice)

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1.4.10

Subway (Ad Parody)
Four Tennessee Volunteers basketball players arrested on drugs/weapons charges
Washington Wizards teammates draw guns on each other
Rush Limbaugh hospitalized for ‘chest pain’
Nintendo DS foils burglar
State Farm (Ad Parody)

2009

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12.28.09

BEST OF 2009

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12.21.09

Cincinnati Bengals WR Chris Henry’s untimely death
Brittany Murphy dies
55 dead in Nigeria after truck crash
Xmas Light Guitar Hero
Merry Christmas to all

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12.14.09

Axl Rose KO’s paparazzi photographer!
Ohio St player (Evan Turner) breaks back during game
Woman pulled by train while stuck in door
UofL football hires new head coach Charlie Strong

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12.07.09

Pacquiao/Mayweather set!
Sick football hit!
O’Bama’s approval ratings drops below 50% for first time
More on Tiger Woods
UofL could annouce Charlie Strong as new football head coach this Tuesday

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11.30.09

UofL football coach Steve Kragthorpe fired (FINALLY!)
Four Tacoma, Washington cops slain in coffee shop shooting
Fuck the fuckin Snuggie
Santa doesn’t want H1N1 from the kids
Tiger Woods crashes SUV into fire hydrant, tree
A Happy Birthday message

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11.23.09

Psycho chimp victim reveals gruesome face
Tennessee Titans’ owner Bud Adams fined $250,000 for flipping off Bills fans
Pacquiao/Cotto breaks 1.25 million buys, talks of Pac/Mayweather
Facebook may have led to beating of 12-year old
Happy Thanksgiving

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11.16.09

Pacquiao/Cotto – LK’s highlight reel
Post-fight thoughts
Mike Tyson KO’s paparazzi photographer

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11.9.09

13 killed in Ft. Hood shooting
Women’s soccer game nearly turns prison riot
MJ’s ‘This Is It’ reaction
UofL basketball coach Rick Pitino OWNS goofy broadcast journalist
A special announcement

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11.2.09

THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HELLHOUSE
(Halloween 2009)

SHOOT 024
10.26.09

Vikings lose first game (to Steelers)
Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ opens 10.28.09
Halloween this coming Saturday!

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10.19.09

UConn football player stabbed to death
Baby ran over by train, survives
Mike Tyson & Evander Holyfield bury the hatchet on Oprah
Third person dies in Arizona ‘sweatbox’ case
Vikings beat Ravens, improve to 6-0

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10.12.09

Vikings/Packers most watched cable program of all time
Woman tossed in car wreck
Husband shoots wife on webcam
Breast cancer awareness

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10.5.09

Vikings -vs- Packers headline Monday Night Football
UofL football coach Steve Kragthorpe has got to go
David Letterman admits sexual relations with fellow female employees due to extortion
British Royal Navy seizes 240 million pounds of cocaine
Facebook poll asking if Obama should be assassinated shocks nation

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9.28.09

Brett favre throws winning TD against 49ers, Vikings 3-0
Michael Vick plays first official NFL game since dog fighting conviction
Vitali Klitschko spanks Chris Arreola in WBC Title defense
(Arreola cries like a little bitch!)
Boxing easily defeats UFC in head-to-head PPV

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9.21.09

Mayweather beats Marquez, challenged by Mosley
“Mystery creature” found dead in Panama City
The Madden Curse
12 year old scores over 1 million on Guitar Hero

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9.14.09

Charlie Sheen claims US government was behind 9/11, Americans outraged
Serena Williams berates official, loses match for conduct violation
One year old China baby ‘pregnant’ with twin
Kanye West makes a jackoff of himself at the VMA’s

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9.7.09

Shawne Merriman arrested for choking Tila Tequila
Man shoots 4 family members, then himself
Teen cries blood
The summer that never was (WTF!??!?!?!) By Bob Greene

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8.31.09

“Halloween II” debuts at third place with $17.4 million
7 deaths in a Georgia mobile home — No known suspects
Former UK basketball coach Billy Gillispie arrested for DUI
Former Louisville basketball player Luke Whitehead arrested for 5 lbs of marijuana
Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein & Ted Kennedy die
Michael Vick receives standing ovation when he walks onto Eagles field for preseason game

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8.24.09

Coach Calipari forced to vacate 2007-08 Memphis season
Marijuana growers sought in California wildfire
Plaxico Burress sentenced to two years in prison for shooting himself in a NY public place
Model’s breast implants prove key to identifying body
Halloween 2 out this week

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8.17.09

Rick Pitino had a rat!
Yang Beats Tiger in PGA Championship
Woman sets herself on fire
Vick signed to the Eagles (STFU haterz)

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8.10.09

Cheating man is accosted by women and had his dick glued to his stomach
Politicians claim the recession will be over soon
G.I. Joe wins box office battle
Halloween 2 set to hit theaters August 28th

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8.3.09

Pre-Shoot Sweetness
Brett Favre to stay retired
Pennsylvania Farmer saves $200,000 with cow shit power

SHOOT 011
7.27.09

NFL Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger accused of rape
Do women watch porn?
India launches nuclear submarine
Former boxing champion Vernon Forrest shot and killed

SHOOT 010
7.20.09

40th anniversary of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon
Michael Vick — should he be allowed back in the NFL?
Death of Walter Cronkite

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7.13.09

Former NFL QB Steve McNair — confirmed murder/suicide
Brett Favre/Vikings deal done, says “unofficial sources”
Brock Lesnar wins UFC Heavyweight Championship rematch against Frank Mir,
sparks controversy with post-fight comments
Mike Tyson rumored to make return to boxing
Death of and tribute to Arturo Gatti

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7.6.09

Former NFL QB Steve McNair shot dead
Sarah Palin out as Alaska governor
Michael Jackson memorial & stupid ass ticket scalpers

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6.29.09

Shaq traded to Cavs
2009 NBA Draft (Shout to two former Cards)
Death of Michael Jackson

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6.22.09

Brett Favre TV spot parody
Fight Night Round 4 release (and no buttons!)
A special congratulations (for April)

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6.15.09

Facemasks save skulls
3 million slacker households “unprepared” for digital television conversion
Floyd Mayweather injured, Marquez fight postponed

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6.8.09

HIV/AIDS infected males in Zimbabwe believe raping virgins will cure the disease
Oregon woman kills mother of newborn and stashes body under crawl space
Favre undergoes surgery

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6.1.09

Cavs out of ’09 NBA playoffs
Gas price survey
“Suicidal” China man
Exodus Tyson & message to Mike Tyson haters

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5.25.09

WWE/NBA Pepsi Center Double-booking
Michael Vick’s Release
Happy Memorial Day Musings