Countdown to Autumn Equinox 2018

Spring? What’s that? Already feels like mid-July in the Ohio Valley (it’s only May). That cancerous ball of radiation is already making its presence felt as a sweltering string of 90° days have blistered the area.




AUTUMN EQUINOX 2018
9.22.18 – 9:54pm EDT

Spring? What’s that? Already feels like mid-July in the Ohio Valley (it’s only May). That cancerous ball of radiation is already making its presence felt as a sweltering string of 90° days have blistered the area. Anyone hoping for a nice, mild spring with temps in the 60s and 70s got laughed out of the conversation weeks ago. Sad thing is, summer is technically still over a month away at the time of this publication. Sigh.

Mother Nature isn’t the only one looking ahead. She brought summer early. Good for her. All the more reason to get the Countdown to the Autumnal Equinox started now rather than later. Fret not, cool-weather friends. Good times are ahead; for you, for me, and especially this guy…


James Carter Night Owl Shat Michael Myers Mask For Sale!

the JC Shat is one of the most accurate replicas of the original hero you can own. And here it is, without James’ current 3½ year wait!




$1,030.18


Up for grabs is the infamous NightOwl Shat, fully converted and finished by the master himself, Mr. JC, James Carter. The “Shat” is a replica of the original Don Post Captain Kirk mask that was used to create the legendary ghostly face of one Michael Myers we all had nightmares about after viewing the original 1978 classic, Halloween. This “blank” mask, as it’s often referred to, was sent to indy ace James Carter for conversion and finishing. James follows an extremely similar process as Tommy Lee Wallace performed on the original Kirk conversion in ’78. He expertly cuts the eyes and masterfully applies the paint to make it the viscerally ghoulish specter before adding the same type of hair found on the original Don Post masks of the 70’s.

Essentially, the JC Shat is one of the most accurate replicas of the original hero you can own. And here it is, without James’ current 3½ year wait!


*FREE SHIPPING in the United States. International buyers must contact me to make shipping arrangements. Insurance is optional and must be requested and paid by buyer prior to shipping.

*PRICE BREAKDOWN – For those not active in the independent Myers mask trade, you might wonder why the asking price for this piece seems high. Here’s a quick rundown: the blank Shat was purchased at a price point of $300. The conversion/finishing job by JC was $230. JC’s current wait time to have a mask converted/finished is right around 3½ years.

This piece was commissioned by JC in December 2017, and is brand new. I am the only owner. Condition is mint and the inside of the mask has been powdered to fully preserve the latex. Mask is resting in thin plastic while stuffed with plastic-sealed cotton to fully preserve it’s shape. I guarantee it’s full quality and condition. Lastly, if you wish to save $30.18, a private PayPal transaction is also an option. Contact me for details.

If you have any other questions, please email me directly at lordkayoss@gmail.com

Thanks for looking and happy haunting!








Friday the 13th: The Game
Roy Burns QUICK Look

11 min video featuring Roy (Jason Part V) demolishing some offline bots in Friday the 13th: The Game for PS4.





Alternative to long live-stream. 11 min video featuring Roy (Jason Part V) demolishing some offline bots in Friday the 13th: The Game for PS4.




Friday the 13th: The Game
Roy Burns First Look (Stream)

Roy’s here! Imposter Jason from Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning has just been added to Friday the 13th: The Game. Check out the stream that aired right after the update went live for an in-depth look at the “Blue Bomber” as well as the new balancing changes.





Roy’s here! Imposter Jason from Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning has just been added to Friday the 13th: The Game. Check out the stream that aired right after the update went live for an in-depth look at the “Blue Bomber” as well as the new balancing changes.




Friday the 13th: The Game
Shelly; First Look

First look at the return of Shelly! Larry Zerner reprises the role that made him a staple of the slasher genre





First look at the return of Shelly! Larry Zerner reprises the role that made him a staple of the slasher genre in Friday the 13th Part 3. Providing the voice for the video game incarnation, Shelly has come back to life for fans of the franchise to enjoy (and hack to death)!




Hi-Def NES for Sale

Get it while you can!




$349.99
SOLD!


Up for grabs is the super rare and highly sought-after Hi-Def NES by Kevtris.

This NES top-loader, fully pre-modded with the Hi-Def kit by Jason Rauch of game-tech.us, comes with a power cord and pre-cut HDMI cable (pictured above). Play all your favorite NES games in beautiful native 1080p resolution, complete with customizable firmware with a plethora of audio/video options to suit your specific taste. Console is in terrific condition.

This is my personal unit, as seen in this unboxing/review:


The Hi-Def NES kit adds MANY features, this is not a complete list:

  • Fully digital video generated with zero lag – no frame buffer.
  • 3 output resolutions: 480p, 720p, or 1080p.
  • HQX 2,3,and4 scaling filters, simple 2x and 3x scaling, and an x-ray mode.
  • Multiple selectable color palettes and a black and white option.
  • Adjustable horizontal stretch for different aspect ratios.
  • Adjustable top, bottom, left, and right edge cropping.
  • Adjustable horizontal position.
  • Fully digital generated audio including all expansion audio chips, no ADC.
  • Adjustable Stereo panning and volume level for each audio source.
  • Audio register viewer.
  • Multiple scanline options.
  • Menu access via controller (select + left).
  • Hotkeys for long and short resets.
  • Hotkeys for overclocking with audio pitch fix option.
  • User definable hot key combinations for each option.
  • Console is fully powered by the Hi-Def NES kit with a cleaner more efficient supply circuit, still works with original ac adapter and similar universal supplies.
  • Future firmware updates can be done by owner with a flashcart.


Not to be confused with the NES Classic. This is much better, quite frankly, and isn’t limited to 30 games.

*FREE SHIPPING in the United States. International buyers must contact me to make shipping arrangements. Insurance is optional and must be requested and paid by buyer prior to shipping.

If you have any questions, please email me directly at lordkayoss@gmail.com

Thanks for looking and happy gaming!








Countdown to Autumn Equinox 2017

Here is your 2017 countdown to the most wonderful time of the year! Autumn is coming!




AUTUMN EQUINOX 2017
9.22.17 – 4:02pm EDT




Another endless sauna, another countdown!

Seems like every summer is worse than the last. The current stretch of days where the heat index surpasses 100° is like the front row seat in Hell that I never asked for. I miss walking in my favorite cemetery at night. I miss hiking through the woods and making outdoor videos. As I sit here and reminisce I’m reminded that relief isn’t too far off. Sitting right at 60 days at the time of publishing, Autumn is like a lone glimmer of light glistening in the distance as we mercilessly navigate a raging sea of black fire and hazy misery. The sun, or cancer ball as I’ve recently named it, looms overhead like an angry god punishing all the puny life below with furious vengeance. Only the Autumnal Equinox can save us.





Just like last year, that first 65° day will probably see me tearing my own shirt off and looking to the skies above in total euphoria. It can’t get here a moment too soon. Clean air, crunchy leaves, beautiful colors, cool breeze, and Halloween! I need it! All of it! Get here! NOW!